Ok, ok, calm down. I don’t hate dogs. In fact, I have always considered myself a “dog person” having grown up with a dog as the family pet. I do not have a problem with dogs in general.
My problem is with people who treat their dogs like children, but specifically those who do this with a permissive parenting style. It is these people who think it’s cute when their unruly mutt sniffs your crotch or jumps up on you. “Oh look, he likes you!”, they’ll say. Well, I say, “F** your dog.” Learn how to control it.